Mo money foo

Wut

It's my timetable.

Without this i'm not gonna have a clue where i'm working. This could be a long two weeks.

Super Goon.

" I'm one of the good guys, I'm here to rescue you."

I'm at a gig in Glasgow.

The police just stopped me for drinking in the street. £40 fine. Cunts.

What the fuck am I drinking?

Only thing i know is it's blue.

Winning bets is awesome.

A horse called Hello Bud won me enough money to get drunk lol.

The Scottish National

This little beauty just won me £65. Horses are awesome lol.

Good Coffee

Hot

Picture unrelated

I really hate spiders. Today at work i had an horrible experience. Nuff said.

Robocop - Modern Day Jesus

www.demotivationOnline.com has more like this :)

Ricky just took my photo.

3/4 size guitars always look funny on me.

John Vader

Sales assistant!

Bad parents

They make me LOL.

Simpsons Chess

It was kind of a slow day in work. There was a Simpsons chess board sold to us. This was when i found out that Ricky is the better chess player. I never was any good at chess anyway.

New personal goal

Today a girl came into my work. She looked a bit like a pixie. She would've been the complete package if she had pointy ears. This was when i realised my new goal. I want to fuck a pixie.

Make Bono History

One day these will become a reality :)

Stevie

Loves cock apparently

The Duke

Looking like Hitler.

Shanks

Paul thinks he's gay.

Ricky

He's gotta have faith.