Lol

Mo money foo

Wut

It's my timetable.

Without this i'm not gonna have a clue where i'm working. This could be a long two weeks.

Super Goon.

" I'm one of the good guys, I'm here to rescue you."

I'm at a gig in Glasgow.

The police just stopped me for drinking in the street. £40 fine. Cunts.

What the fuck am I drinking?

Only thing i know is it's blue.

Winning bets is awesome.

A horse called Hello Bud won me enough money to get drunk lol.